I Was Abducted By Aliens The Other Night

OMG, Oktoberfest kicked so much ass! I was so friggin drunk! Hahaha! Anyway, I barely can remember anything when I passed out. I actually puked on Bheng. I feel so ashamed. I'm thinking if I also said something bad. My cousin was there, I also met a couple of new people. I met Ian's new girlfriend. BTW, Ian's a pussy now, he won't drink. I'm a bit worried that my uncle will tell my mom that I was out drinking. I bet that my mom knows that I got home pretty late (or too early for the next day). Oh yeah, I lost track of time and my brother was up playing games at 4AM, so I asked him what time I got home. I remember changing my pants when I got home but I don't remember how my managed to put my stuff in to one place. Alon was supposed to sleep at the house too but I was too drunk. God, I swear I smelled like shit. I lied on my own puke. Do you know those times when you get drunk and your still half-conscious but you can't move? I was like that, I was like AAAAHH!! I could hear them talking (they also talked about how much I drank) but I couldn't get up. Besides the hangover the next day, it was a blast! I wish I was that drunk all the time (except for the puking). The numbness is like some sort of nirvana. So yesterday, I just slept the whole day and watched some TV. As I was watching TV, I could still tell that brain activity is so little when I stare at the box. It's like I'm dead with an empty noodle. Uhh...yeah, so I have some stuff to do. Count how many times I said drunk in this post.

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